Coming SOON to Oppo: El Torneo de Turds

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/08/2014 at 15:27 • Filed to: tournament of turds

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What is the biggest pile of shit ever foisted off as a car? This question must finally be answered. So, on Monday, I will make a post in which I will ask that question. You will need to provide a Year Make and Model of a car, with an image and short(1-4 sentence) reason for your nomination, limit 1 per person. We need to once again hit that magical number of 64 for this tournament of turds, so you will have from next Monday from around Noonish until Friday night.

DON'T POST THEM HERE, post them when I ask. Any questions?

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 15:30

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Question: what is the criteria for 'biggest'? Physical dimensions, weight, density, pungency, color, consistency, or some combination of those factors?

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 15:30

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Will there be any math?

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 15:32

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Yes, should I go fetch a box of procedure gloves back at the hospital? For handling the turds, you know.

Roberto G. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 15:38

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Wow.

Much shit.

So negative.

Such childish.

Very useless.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 01/08/2014 at 15:41

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biggest as in worst

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bad Idea Hat 01/08/2014 at 15:41

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Only if you feel like it

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 01/08/2014 at 15:41

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Yes

BoumboQC > Roberto G. 01/08/2014 at 15:42

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I've never found these things funny.

Maybe it's just me.

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 15:43

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I'm screwed either way!

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 15:47

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Ok, brb.

Chris Clarke > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 16:42

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Thank you for the Kinja conforming meme. I hate Kinja crop.

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/08/2014 at 17:02

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Aw, I was going to suggest a late-70s Fleetwood.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 01/08/2014 at 17:03

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You still may!